October 2011
80 posts
Best Pickup Line Ever
Guy: Hey, ever heard of a princess?
Girl: Omg, yes.
Guy: Ok, good. Here's my number. Call me if you ever want to be treated like one.
Have you ever wondered
what life would be like in 20 years if you just scrapped all of the plans you’ve made and started over in a completely new direction?
I seriously envy every single person with the courage to take that leap of faith.
“Your body’s like a pill I shouldn’t take.”
– Jake Owen
“If you think I can tell you what’s going on inside my heart, you know even less...”
– I Wrote This For You: The Mist Descends (via kari-shma)
Kenny Chesney & Grace Potter
You and tequila make me crazy,
run like poison in my blood.
One more night could kill me baby,
one is one too many, one more is never enough.
Shuffled In
dearoldlove:
Some day I hope you turn on your iPod and a country song comes on and you think of me.
So when you feel the ground start movin around,
Hold on tight, you’re in for a ride
Cause she’s so California
she’s a wildfire outta control, headed for ya
So when you get burned, don’t say I didn’t warn ya
Cause she’s so California
She’s So California, Gary Allan
“At some point, you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but...”
–
(via angerella)
“I think this is how love goes…
check yes or no.”
– George Strait, Check Yes or No
iaremichael asked: you're on tumblr
I love
games.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. A show that's never fucked...
itsaprettything:
Pre-Dinner Date
BFFLNMW: I am located at [address]
Me: copy that, over.
BFFLNMW: Roger
we'd be horrible at military communication.
“You make me dance like a fool, forget how to breathe,
shine like gold, buzz...”
– Uncle KRACKA
The Onion: Mitt Romney Haunted By Past Of Trying... →
uncdan:
“My hope is that Republican voters will one day forgive me for making it easier for sick people—especially low-income sick people—to go to the hospital and see a doctor,” Romney added. “It was wrong, and I’m sorry.”
surrealism is destructive: The Demands Of Occupy... →
liquidclocks:
As Occupy Wall Street enters its fifth week, its numbers are growing and the movement is beginning to take shape. Here are some of the protesters’ demands:
Bank of America should be renamed Bank of Jerkmerica
A simple “We’re sorry”
Corporations should be handing out more free promo items…
“Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.”
– Siddhārtha Gautama (via danceabletragedy)
“Oh I know that the music’s fine like sparkling wine, go and have your fun....”
